About

About Me: Ned Nailer – A real guide to building safely

Greetings! I’m Ned Nailer, your trusty guide through the labyrinth of construction chaos, with a side order of laughs and safety tips. With a tool belt that’s seen quite a bit of action, I’ve been hammering away in this industry for over 25 years.

From Nails to Narratives: The Ned Nailer Saga

Back in 2003, I had an epiphany – safety isn’t just about keeping your fingers attached; it’s about embracing it as a lifestyle. In 2015, I decided to dive headfirst into the safety pool because, honestly, what’s life without a daily dose of high-vis vests and safety briefings?

Why Safety, You Ask?

Because no one wants their workplace to turn into a comedy sketch. Safety is the unsung hero of construction – the superhero cape that ensures we all leave the site with the same number of fingers we arrived with, and maybe a few less bad jokes.

Family Man Behind the Hard Hat

Beyond being a maestro with a nail gun, I’m a family man. Safety isn’t just a job requirement; it’s my way of ensuring I don’t come home with a story that starts with, “You won’t believe what happened at work today…”

Dedicated to Progress (And Puns)

In this ever-evolving industry, I’m dedicated to progress – both in safety practices and in perfecting my pun game. Because let’s face it, a well-timed pun can fix a bad day faster than Liquid Nails.

Connecting with Builders and Contractors

This blog isn’t just a collection of safety tips; it’s a virtual construction site coffee break for builders, site managers, and the contractors in the industry. Let’s swap tales, share chuckles, and work towards a future where safety should be as integral as checking your phone when it vibrates or pings!”

Join the Banter with Ned Nailer

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a managing director with a corner office, I invite you to join the banter. Let’s turn safety from a snooze-fest to a collaborative adventure where everyone goes home safe (Cliche I know).

Here’s to rock-solid builds, laughter that echoes through the scaffolding, and a future where our safety practices are as robust as my trusty hammer.

Stay safe and keep those hard hats snug,

Ned Nailer